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why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without violence
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
"I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
If I’ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it