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All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
"Dancing with the Stars" is being canceled, but tune in to a new reality show by the same creators called, "Athletes do your Taxes."
Iād like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
Iām mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
I can`t wait to be rich so I can price things from high to low instead of low to high when shopping online.
If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
Boss just announced she is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)