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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it`s full of ceiling fans.
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
Don’t believe everything you think.
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
My girlfriend isn`t much of a wrestler but you should see her box!!