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If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years. Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
From now on when skinny girls say they`re fat I`m just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don`t be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don`t show too much interest 5. Seek therapy
Wouldn`t it be ironical to die in a living room?
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
Life`s most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.
God gives us only what we can handle... Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
I once dated a Rockette with Tourette`s. Talk about kicking and screaming!
Try this... When leaving a fancy restaurant tell the people coming in "I recommend you try the donkey, snail or the squirrel".