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Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
In terms of procrastination, I had a very productive day.
My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle.
The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there`s nothing you can do about it. ;)