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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
My wife asked me if I knew her favorite flower was. Apparently "Gold Medal All Purpose" was not the correct response
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home ... right?
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
I`m off to get my beauty sleep. Yeah, I know...I`m already so beautiful you can`t stand it! I promise...a little more isn`t lethal...yet! ;) Goodnight!
If anyone has any terrible ideas, I`ve historically been very open to them.
Give me a fish & I`ll cook you dinner. Teach me to fish & I`ll just be sitting there in the boat with you getting drunk.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
I hate when the remote is way over there
I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.