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It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
I need new swear words.
I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
“The darndest things.” -kids
Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
I can`t help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt
My goal in life: Build a time machine and travel forward into the future until I can stop and ask someone "Do you know what `buffering` is?" and they are clueless.
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.