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Just so you know, the movie "Life of Pi" has nothing to do with dessert.
He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
I am actually impressed by what Lance Armstrong has done. When I was on drugs, I couldn`t even find my bike!
It`s crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball... But won`t keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry
Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart.
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Redneck`s famous last words: "Is that enough duck tape?"
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?