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I wonder how long I can keep "eating for two" before people notice I`m not actually pregnant.
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
There`s no mirrors in this self checkout?!?
Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I text a lot.
Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
You might call it lazy ... I call it selective participation.
The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
80% of my life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts...
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.
Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it`s your own fault."