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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push
I don`t like people who can`t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
Every morning I check my girlfriends horoscope to see what kind of day I`m going to have.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
It`s such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
Is Nudeism a religion?
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, We would be planting so many trees. And we`d probably save the planet too! Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath :/
If you have to tell us that you`ve been going to the gym, you probably need to go more often....
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.