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Look at the keyboard. It has `U` and `I` together. Look underneath that. It says `JK`.
You know it`s a good night when you wake up with gum in your bellybutton.
I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
You know what tastes better than one taco? Two tacos!
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
I’m too young to be too old for everything.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
Don`t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain`t.
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
My wife woke up with a HUGE smile on her face this morning. I love sharpies.
Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail ... JK ...It was me.
My son wants to be a shrink when he grows up... Clearly I`ve failed to teach him our family`s place in the psychiatric process...
You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.
I`d like to give you a big thumb`s-up. But I`m afraid that would be the wrong finger.