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So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can`t think of a good reply"?
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.
Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza.
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.
On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with `unsubscribe`
If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so for future reference you can use it as a valid excuse.
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
It`s impossible to get a parking ticket if you don`t have windshield wipers.
Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.
Hold on I`m about to count my money. Alright I`m done.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.