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Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
People are always much more interesting before you get to know them.
There are three kinds of people: Those who totally agree with my messages, those who kind of agree with me, and those locked in the trunk of my car.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
Sorry I said "Better you than me" when you showed me your baby.
Even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend`s house.
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........
I quit beer every time I wake up hung over