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WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
Little to no thought was put into this status.
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
If I`m guilty of anything it`s loving you too much. Oh and indecent exposure...I suppose trespassing too.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
So I wanted to publicly apologize for not doing the ice bucket challenge for everyone that nominated me. I don`t give money to charity, unless she is on stage B at 11:30.
Shouting "Not it!" should still make us exempt from doing anything that we don`t feel like doing.
I mostly use Facebook to remember why I stopped hanging out with certain people.
I think germs are so nice for waiting 5 seconds before attacking food that falls on the floor.
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.