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Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
Guys... If the girl your getting down with doesn`t even have time to fake an orgasm..... It`s prob best you just make your sandwich
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
I wonder if the psycho hitchhiker ever gets picked up by the psycho driver. Now there`s a movie I`d pay to see.
I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
Yeah I`m married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT`S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Just saw two homeless guys hitting each other with a piece of cardboard................PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!