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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
I have many talents, but giving an f*ck isn’t one of them
Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
That moment when you think you know somebody then they pull out an entirely new bag of stupid.
Always believe a woman when she says: “You don`t want to know!”
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I`m not an actor.
So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.