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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
I think its nice my vacuum cleaner has head lights. Just in case I wanna wake up in the middle of the night and clean in the dark, or wake up my dog making him think he’s getting hit by a
Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says "Recalculating"?
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
Just seen this girl walk into a lamp post! I could have stopped her but that wouldn`t have been funny would it
I just heard someone say "I can`t wait for 13/13/13" .....let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass
I don`t have a drinking problem. If anything, I`m TOO good at it.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like "tiny doll feet scampering into the closet" because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
Research shows that 100% of the time when someone says “oh no she didn’t!” she most definitely did.
Laugh now but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world.
Fitness? More like, fitness whole pizza in my mouth.