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Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I`m telling you why. Nobody gives a f*ck.
All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
You’d think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
Being an adult is the worst idea ever.
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
What’s the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
Just another day of not being rich and famous.