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Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Don`t judge. Maybe I`m conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don`t know.
I checked my calendar, and I won`t give a f*ck tomorrow either.
Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
I`ve already had two beers which automatically means my day is already better than yours.
I don’t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?