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How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. F*cking. Time.
what is the first thing a homeless person does when he`s on a computer? he searches through the recycle bin
Alcohol-The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance medicine.
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
The thought of having my own kids is scary because anyone who`s half me and half someone dumb enough to have sex with me is doomed
You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it quiet.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..