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LIFE TIP: The early worm gets dismembered, and eaten alive!
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
My new years resolution was to lose 30 lbs by the end of summer... I`ve only got 40 lbs to go.
We spend 33% of our life sleeping, 33% wanting to be asleep and the rest apologizing to women.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah...kids are stupid.
The only F word out a woman`s mouth that scares me is "fine."
I`d kill for a microwave that plays Europe`s “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.
Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?