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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Everything you paid $50,000 to learn in college is now on the Internet for free.
Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
The last time I got drunk I married Satan..I`m not doing either one again
How come there`s never enough dirt to refill the hole even after you`ve put the body in? Asking for a friend
I may be delusional but at least I`m going to Mars in November.
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving.
Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now be 96, due to the higher cost of eating out.
Is the "D" in Donkey Kong a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong right? These are the things that keep me up at night.
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Card on top of gift reads `I want you wearing this tonight` only to open the gift to find NOTHING
My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn`t touch anything else, so that`s good.