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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
I wear a cape when I`m driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I`m going somewhere to fight crime.
When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
I bet Miley Cyrus is eating Twerky right now.
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
I`ve created a shoe made out of Legos, so when you step on Lego it doesn`t hurt. You just get taller.
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
I need medical attention, but I will settle for just regular attention.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.
Yeah... I may be old... But I`m still hot..... They just come in flashes now!