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Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
You call it free samples, I call it a free all you can eat buffet.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately
The success of a marriage hinges entirely on the ability to know which of your wife’s clothing is okay to go into the dryer.
Sure thing.... follow me... I`ll show you the fastest way to get to nowhere.
Someone tore off my warning label when I was born.
The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
Ain`t no sunshine when she`s gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain`t no sandwiches either.