Mobile App Coming Soon - Daily Silly Status

Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!

I`m horrible with women. Probably because I only know like 3 shades of gray.
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
I just called the Alcohol Hotline and those bastards don`t even deliver.
My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant. Agree or nah??
Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I`ll have to turn to Facebook.
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am.
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?