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I`m horrible with women. Probably because I only know like 3 shades of gray.
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
I just called the Alcohol Hotline and those bastards don`t even deliver.
My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant. Agree or nah??
Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I`ll have to turn to Facebook.
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am.
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?