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I put the pro in inappropriate.
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel.
Enough with procrastination, it’s time for excuses.
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
Sometimes not being in control is the most awesome feeling in the world.
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
Breasts are like model trains. They were originally meant for children but grown men always want to play with them.
People keep thinking that I care ... Wierd.
Who can really hear themselves thinking?
I would love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this knife.
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)