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I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
Laugh now because when I die, I`m coming back to haunt you.
My internet goes out more than I do.
It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
Wearing my pajamas to Walmart. I don`t want to attract any attention.
Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that`s not already taken.