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"Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
Definition: Brain - Your body`s hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
If at first you don`t succeed ... I just lie and say I did.
Coffee: fueling you for a job you can`t stand to support a life you never wanted. Tastes good though...
I`ve never been skydiving, but I`ve zoomed in on Google Earth really, really fast.
I`m at an age where I no longer want to marry a doctor for his money, but rather for the prescription medications he can provide.
I don`t care about your choice in politics, religion, or taste in music... I judge you simply based on football team preference
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "f*ck off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
Hey mother in law.... Don`t tell me how to raise my kids. Im still trying to raise yours.
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
be smart, pretend to be stupid!