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Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren`t my kids but he`d never fire a Mom of seven, right?
Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
A Positive attitude may not solve all our problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
I`m painting a blue square in my garden, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"