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Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
I can almost always tell when dinosaurs in movies aren’t real.
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex. I was thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant…
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
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Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
I just quit my job at the helium bottling plant. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
Just finished building Rome with Legos. Took me a day.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.