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What idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
Nothing is more comical than seeing someone tiptoe with cheeks clenched hastily en route to a washroom to do #2.
Marriage tip: Don`t
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
Spoiler alert: I unplugged your fridge.
I think God created marriage so death wouldn`t come as such a disappointment.
Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
If you ever come over unannounced, it`ll take me at least three minutes to answer the door because there is no way I was already wearing pants.
I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find `em.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!