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Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you.
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
"I want to marry a smart, rich, and beautiful woman. But I don`t feel like getting married 3 times." - Hesam Ebrahim
Girls, dont read this please: Hey guys, isn`t it funny how our wives/or girlfirends really think that we care what they did that day? lol.....it never gets old.
You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
There`s a thin line between "I should write a status about that" and "I should talk to my therapist about that"....
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things
"I can`t wait for New Years to be over!" -my liver