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Why do restaurants always say "Shirt and Shoes Required" but never say anything about pants?
The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
It`s all fun and games until you find out she`s a psychotic bitch...
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
Revenge is not in my plans. You`ll f*ck yourself on your own.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
*Spoiler Alert*--- Siamese cats are just one cat ... not two cats in one.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
Karma may "work" but I think that bitch takes a lot of days off
Do you smoke? Smokers: "Yes." Non-Smokers: "Never have, never will." Stoners: "Smoke what?"
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.