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there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
At this point I`m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
Men are like dogs. We`re excited to see you, and we have no idea what you`re mad about.
I wish I had Shazam for faces...
You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
45 minutes on the treadmill is no big deal if you don`t turn it on
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain realizes what I`m doing.
Australian kiss. It`s kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
If you`re going to have opinions on my life, then I am assuming you will be paying some of the bills.
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
There are many different ways one can save energy. I normally use the couch.
If "Cops" has taught me anything it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces, they`re nothing but trouble...