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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax, We get it you`re unoriginal and watch SOA ... Hold on my daughter Grey`s Anatomy is crying.
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
FACT: 99.7% of guys named "Dan" are not actually "The Man".
When your kids become teenagers, it`s important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
“Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
Top three reasons he doesn`t text you back: 1. He`s just not that into you 2. He`s imaginary 3. He`s a cat
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she’ll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!