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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
Don`t rush me, I`m waiting until the last minute.
I try to avoid things that make me look fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!
Sometimes, I like to stalk random strangers vacation pic`s, and tag myself as one of the people in the background just for laughs.
I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn`t reach the cookies in the cupboard.
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
With the problems I have, I would have taken my own life a long time ago but i have one question: Do they sell weed in hell?
My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
Iām amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day.
If tit for tat doesn`t mean flashing guys with tattoos, than I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
It`s amazing how much us guys complain about women and then fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth.
Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I`m now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. Iām thinking about getting her a treadmill.