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If I could turn invisible I’d go to Paris and beat up a performing street mime… The amount of applause he’d get would be amazing!
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
I like to imagine that braille on random public signs often says: “How did you know this was here?”
Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
Facebook: an alternative to drunk dialing.
I`m concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn`t tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode.
Women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
I think I`m going to run for political office, so people can dig up dirt on me. I have been wanting to piece together my twenties.
When I say I can cook, I mean I can melt cheese on stuff.
When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.