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Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album.
Boobs are a lot like train sets, they were meant for kids, but dad always ends up wanting to play with them.
is on a Mission. The magic leprechaun told me to follow the pink racehorse to the rainbow where the orange elephant is holding my skittles hostage
It’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind on.
Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
I`ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat`s just being dramatic.
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.
Not sure if I logged into Facebook or the Cartoon Network.
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.