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I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult`s table will become the kid`s table.
I`m only a morning person on December 25th
Sorry I can`t go out tonight, I can`t find anyone to cover my Facebook shift.
Describe myself in three words ... 1. Lazy
That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
I don`t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
I`m only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone.
I like it when everyone posts on Facebook what they are cooking for diner...it makes my decision on who to drop in on so much easier.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
Did you ever wonder why the cat was in the bag in the first place?
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"