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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
Finally did it. 25 inflatable mattresses later and I’ve finally turned my apartment into a bounce castle.
If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better.
It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
My nickname is Gilette because I`m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
These peopele at the gym are looking at me like they expect me to share my donuts ... SMH
Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean.
and alcohol are now friends.
Why do people always feel safe under blankets...its not like a murderer will break in and be like "I`M GONNA KILL YAA__AAHHHhhhh dang he is under a blanket.
Actually officer, I`d prefer to think that vodka smells like me.
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
Why don`t they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?