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Iād be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
for some reason my plans to workout never work out
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
Iād like to hang out, but that would get in the way of me being home and doing absolutely nothing.
Secret Admirers are just stalkers with good PR.
I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication!
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
Social networking sites is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves
I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
This company doesn`t know how much of an asset I am.. Or an ass-sit. They really should pay more attention.
Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I`ll never get to touch.
If there is enough room to spell `bootylicious` on the back of your shorts...it probably isn`t
Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
The first rule of elevator club is don`t talk to other members of elevator club.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...