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I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
I was going to do stand up comedy years ago but then I thought ...Ugghhh, standing...
Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
C`mon Netflix, we both know I`m watching the next episode. Just go ahead and start it.
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...