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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
It`s so cold outside I had to put Jack in my Coke to keep it from freezing.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can`t someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
Plot twist: name your pets after passwords.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
Don’t get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now.
I need a new bad decision.
The best part of being a kid is probably saying, f*ck it. I`m going to be Spider-Man today.
Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world.