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Better pound all these beers so I can get the bottles in the bin for recycling day.
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
"I wanna f*ck you so hard right now." "What?!?" "Damn autocorrect, I meant hey."
Could you imagine if guys commented on their guy friends` profiles the way girls do? "Bro, you look so handsome" "Looking hot, man!" "OMG, your jawline is cray" "Ugh, how are you this perfect dude? I`m jelly" "sexy much?!"
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
Dear family, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories ... Here`s my therapy bill.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
Don`t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.
Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.
When people see ghosts, why aren`t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
I`m surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I`ve dropped my phone.
gua suka sama kamu