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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
Some people are like water balloons; they`re more fun when you throw them out the window.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car self pleasuring. I accidentally honked like 8 times.
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
"Let`s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise" - sports fans
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
You know that chick who said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"... Yeah, well I ate her.
Always believe a woman when she says: “You don`t want to know!”
My problem is that all food is comfort food
Porn & love songs. Destroying reality forever.
Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
Friends would describe me as classy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.
Whenever somebody is murdered, the 1st person the police investigae is the spouse. That should tell you all you need to know about marriage.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.