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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
A broken clock is right twice a day. I guess what I am saying is, that a broken clock is right more than you.
Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he`s a keeper.
Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
I’m pretty sure I could start a new life with only the crap in my car.
Wait, whaddya mean... cookie dough can be baked? Seriously?
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.
Cops never say “thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed”. It’s just plain selfish.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.