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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
My hair only looks good on days when no one important sees it.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
Dont let facebook fool you we aint friends
Alcohol free beer is like ... orgasm free sex
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
Receipts are just short-stories about how stupid you are with money.
Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is "limo window partition" between the front and back seat not an option yet?