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10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic…so I had to friend request that.”
Trying to figure out why I joined the gym when I have Photoshop.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Nothing says “I don’t give a sh!t” like a Hawaiian shirt.
I feel like the majority of Eminem`s songs are just him reading from his diary with angry background music.
Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I`m 100% behind you.
That annoying feeling when you finally downloaded the movie you wanted to watch and BOOM!... It`s in French. #F**kYouFrance
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
Pretty nice opinion you got there. It`d be a shame if someone were to...not give a sh*t about it
YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them...
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn`t even apply for a job there.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Considering this is the land of the free, stuff is pretty damn expensive.
People who get offended on the internet are the same people who take mini golf seriously.