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Does the Food Network deliver?
The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
We`re all just nudists in disguise.
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my credit card goes through
I need a new refrigerator ... There`s no food in mine.
It`s great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don`t feel like listening to people anymore
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
Facebook account for sale, Friends included...
The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.
I’m not a “stalker”. I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
is at the park. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I’m at work.