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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
What do women say when they are actually fine?
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat`s leg.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
Soon ovens will come with webcams and wireless connections so that posting photos of your dinner will be even easier.
Being alive is so expensive.
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.