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Before I die, I`m putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames.
Apparently the drunk guy at the urinal next to me is under the impression that I was stung in the leg by a jellyfish.
Screw Folgers, the best part of waking up is knowing I survived last night`s drinking.
Contrary to popular belief, it`s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.
Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why are you doing this?
Anything is legal when there`s no police around