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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be
In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
I know u r but what am I ?
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park
I fight evil wherever it may be ... except in dark, scary places.