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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
Fighting is bad. Breaking up a fight between a douchebag and the bar owner is good. Thank God I`m a ninja.
It`s true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Drake isn`t even a rapper anymore. He`s an emotion, like "how are you doing today?" "idk im feeling kinda drake though"
Don`t waste your time being difficult. Put forth a little more effort and be impossible.
Always end a conversation with "gotta run" so people think you`re into fitness
When a guy says "I`m Fine" what he is really trying to say is that he is fine.
Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
What is depression? Depression is when you buy a new hula-hoop and it fits you.
You shouldn`t be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.