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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
There´s a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that"
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
Sometimes I get so mad at myself for being too lazy that I don`t even do anything about it.
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.
Its not you, it`s how you don`t make me sandwiches.
What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
I always give my extra money to Charity. She is usually on the main stage around 11pm.
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.