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I’m crazy but not “LeBron is better than Jordan” crazy.
Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.
Have you noticed that tire stores never hang big banners that say "Blowout Sale"?
Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
I hate it when I put on my apple bottom jeans and cannot find my boots with da fur!!
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
I was sad, because I had no shoes. Until I met a man that had no feet. So, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan`t using them anyway!
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.