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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
Maybe vodka is addicted to me
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
"Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
I heard Disney bought and are relocating the White House to Disneyland. They Say, it will be the new Center Piece of FANTASY LAND.
Turns out I`m ambidextrous at yet another sport! And I even scored a bingo twice. Left-handed!
I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
Likes doing tokyo drifts with the shopping carts when I round the corner of each isle at Walmart.
My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.
My best stories always end with the words ... "and then I got the hell out of there."
Why is powdered milk called ‘Instant milk’? Actual milk is far more instant.
So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?