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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
I read my kids a few select facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
The first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
I got a free wallet and watch today. It`s like this gun is magic.
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
I was so angry when I found my wife’s profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn’t “fun to be around.”
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
If your having a bad day, remember that somewhere on this big planet, someone just lost their straw in a capri sun!!
You call them ‘naps’ but I prefer to call them ‘alcohol-induced aftershocks`
gua suka sama kamu