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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
I just made you think of an elephant
I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
I’m pretty much always down for a snack.
I’d be much more interested in meeting people if I didn’t think most people were idiots.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.
Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *
I pretend my bruises are sex bruises instead of I tripped over my cat while trying a new dance move bruises.
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s
I`ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.