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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
I was thinking about selling my old phone but I think it knows too much.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners.
Health tip: There`s never a `safe` time to shake a teenage boy`s hand. Never.
You should have been a chicken and just went home.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
You’re not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
Dating a single mother.... It`s like continuing from somebody else`s saved game.
I`ve come to the sad realization nobody will ever triumphantly pour Gatorade on me for any reason
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
I`m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.
If Jesus was the son of Mary and he was the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a Little Lamb?